Good morning to all of our beloved friends and clients and as it appears on my Google weather app, we are headed for our first official heatwave of the Summer.
Now of course most of your local news stations will have the obligatory warnings for old folks and those with respiratory ailments to stay locked up in air conditioning but of course they always say that moronically logical stuff. I personally love when they remind folks to drink plenty of water on the hot days ahead...really? Personally I feel as though if someone needs to be reminded to hydrate when it's hot, perhaps we should take a better look at "Natural Selection" and let evolution take its course.
Okay, that was a little mean but please don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing. No, I'm quite confident that no one I know will perish during the Dog Days that lay ahead. In actuality I'm more concerned about the clothing choices some folks might make whilst in the throes of the pending torridity. For example, and I'm talking to the guys, although you may do this in the name of comfort, wearing a "Muscle Tee" and exposing your, not so flattering, Ham Hocks is far more dangerous to folks then a little hot weather. By the way if your shoulders look as though your donning a mink stole then please for the sake of human sight, cover up that muskrat pelt. And of course, unless your auditioning for the spot with the Chippendales, mesh shirts are also out of the question.
One more quick note for the guys, please for the love of Cod, do not "make" your own cutoff jeans, for one they went out style for men in the late 70's and two, if not done professionally can turn into an impromptu anatomy lesson...not cool. I'm sure some of you are thinking, "Hey Fishman, I just want to stay cool when it's hot as #@!! outside"...to which I reply, Dude, I'm not only trying to keep you Fonzie Cool but I'm also insuring you make it through the Summer, keeping your dignity intact. That said, a little sweating is actually good for you and if I'm being honest I think you can rock that dewy look. Having said that out loud, I agree it sounds creepy but let's try to keep our minds off the heat by creating some super healthy and delicious meals with today's recipes featuring, Grilled Tuna "Salad" with Eggplant and Tomato & Grilled Marinated Salmon. Please know that we are eternally grateful to be your Fishmongers.
Thank you as always and please feel free to call the store should you need anything reserved for next week's holiday bash.
The following are our Holiday Hours.
JULY 4th Holiday Hours Sunday 7/1/2018 9 AM - 4 PM Monday 7/2/2018 Closed Tuesday 7/3/2018 9 AM - 7 PM Wednesday 7/4/2018 9 AM - 2 PM Thursday 7/5/2018 9 AM - 7 PM Friday 7/6/2018 9 AM - 7 PM Saturday 7/7/2018 9 AM - 7 PM
To all of our Beloved Friends and Clients South and West...You Can Experience Metropolitan Seafood At The Stockton Farmers Market Stockton NJ FRIDAYS, SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS...PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL OUR MAIN NUMBER TO ORDER SEAFOOD (908) 840-4332
Along with our fresh fish selections we are delighted to announce Metropolitan Seafood will be offering (on Fridays Only) at the Stockton Market Our Classic Fish And Chips As Well As Our Famous Grilled Fish Tacos, Rock Shrimp Tacos...AND $1 OYSTERS FROM 3 TO 5 PM ALSO, METRO'S OWN LOBSTER ROLL WITH FRIES...Looks like it's here to stay