"Well, you just picked up that pizza oven you’ve been wanting to get for so long."

"Hey Funky, did you try to disguise this dish by saying
'Crispy' instead of Fried?"

"""should you just want to get high on deep Middle Eastern flavors, then just
make this dish."""

"Not sure what to wear to your next Summer Shindig."

"I keep a baguette and four loaves of pita in my glove box for just such emergencies."

"Now, let’s bump souls and get cooking."

"Don’t be alarmed when the idea of brushing your teeth with Harissa sounds like a good idea."

"don’t bite or garnish your dinner mates."

"you want your guests to experience the high temperature of your love"

"if you find yourself cooking Chicken in canned cream of Mushroom Soup, then you have reached Rock Bottom."

"Is Spam delicious? Hell yes."

"Seriously, this super Healthy dish will have
you tasting skinny and delish in every bite."

"make even that one Pain in the @$$ Uncle seem kind of likeable."

"You don’t want to be that unlucky Chicken."

"they make you feel so much Cod Damn better about everything."

"Now let’s pound some chests and get cooking."

"Meow worthy if I do say so myself."

"you’ll probably never have to take out the garbage again."

"Now let’s get River Dancing in the kitchen."

"half tops are not required but encouraged."

"flex my prowess to crush some Vodka shots."

"The easiest meal you can prepare is probably microwave popcorn."

"I don’t know, do scented oils work with a 1-
hour massage?"

"this super-easy dish is lovely enough for a dinner party or just a weeknight when you need some gorgeous flavor."

"Okay, I’m lying, it was four beers, but trust me, this soup hits."

"If you let me fry something today, I promise to run an extra mile tomorrow on the treadmill."

"You promised yourself you’d cook at home more often."

"if you want to get your Bold Greek Flavors on while giving your fork the day off, let’s get
breaking plates."

"If you do not care for easy dishes that embody seductive flavors bursting with antioxidant properties, please, don’t sweat it."

"Stand a little less between me and the sun."

"Touch Up! I mean Touch Down."

"some love-starved dinner guest just might begin
stalking you as their new “Side Piece.”"

"Now I just have to find someone to practice my “Francaise” smooching with."

“Can I get a…Let’s Get Cooking...Amen.”

"Should you not have anyone to hug you, please keep in mind that Fishmongers are always ready and willing, and a tad desperate."

"If you don’t like a half-Lebanese fishmonger whispering Arabic influences in your ear,
then your normal…"

"Feel better about
heating the oil up? I do!"

"the goal is not necessarily a long life but
one that keeps me full and deliriously happy."

"If Southern Italian cuisine and bread are your love language, then get ready to dance the Tarantella"

Heck, this dish is so deliciously flavorful that you might pinch your own Prosciutto.

"By the way, this is a celebration dish"

"my heart is racing with shirtless excitement."

"A proper Cajun gentleman and an absolutely lovely Calabrian woman walk into a bar."

"This dish is as Old as Medusa’s Hairstyle but unlike her glance"

"You’re at a dinner party and they run out of wine…normally you would panic then you remember they had Tequila at the bar."

"Throw the Turkey in the Garbage."

"Yeah, I know, but sometimes you just have to have a Fried Belly Dance Party and these Waffle Falafel Fries."

Belly Dancers for the Thick Community

Some dishes deserve a ceremony.

I Love Spanish Mackerel and I don’t care who knows!!

"what a lovely and delicious distraction we’ve created..."

"Serves 4 or You and I while trying to nurse a “Cocktail Flu.”

"Please be warned that this is not a “one night stand” meal; in fact, you just might be in for a “Lifetime Stand.”

"yes; you will be ruined but what a way to get ruined. #oniondiplife #adultmuchies"

"If for some reason you are not comfortable with intimacy, for the Love of Cod, do not make this dish.”

"Could you also top these with a little Salmon Caviar? Sure, you could also not make a baby tonight as well."

"If you are looking for something that is both easy and terribly swarthy, I highly suggest you take your Half-Lebanese Fishmonger out for Happy Hour."

"should you want to elevate your morning-after “hangover” game"

"what does a rough and tumble Half-Lebanese F know about tea sandwiches?"

"How I long for those old-timey, cover-your-entire-body swimsuits."

"let your guilty pleasures commingle with the buttery textures of the noble Char"

"And remember to pick up the socks you left on the bedroom floor because getting yelled at when you’re wearing just a Superman cape can really be demoralizing."

"Okay, put your pants back on..."

"I personally feel the flavors in this dish are more akin to a full embrace coupled with a warm passionate soul kiss"

"Time for a week of clean eating after...Yes, I did have one of those weekends where my healthiest choice was the club soda in my scotch and soda."

"Could someone please do the dishes...it’s only a one-pan dish?"

"This recipe is incredibly easy and wonderfully flavorful. In fact, a child could do it."

"If you are one of those Lovable but kooky folks who think that fish and cheese should never live together hear me out.”

you just had trouble finishing the fourth glass of wine before your dinner mates arrived.

"The only thing easier than this recipe is ordering a large Primavera Pizza and kidding yourself that you’re eating healthy"

"That’s some hot dancing little chef."

"it’s not peanut butter and jelly but it is an excuse to take off your weekday shoes and run barefoot through the kitchen."

"So Easy and Simple, You’ll Punch a Chicken"

"If you are looking for Soulful Mediterranean Flavors in a one-pot, double-cheek kiss of deliciousness then
this is the dish for you."

"The only thing you won’t like about Little Chef is how jealous your ears and eyes will be with your stomach.”

"Just because it’s a cheap date doesn’t mean that you can’t speak with some level of sophistication."

"Is it just me or am I feeling healthier by just reading this recipe?"

"wearing my signature red speedo...what?"

"If Healthy and Sexy ever had a love child"

"you might want to consult with a divorce attorney before you make this dish because I dare you to stop at the hug"

"Just in case you thought of becoming a Culinary Rapper but think you don’t have the “Street Cred” to pull it off, fear not."

"Get ready for a flavorful “Shadow Traffic” report of smooth sailing on the Major Eating Expressway."

"Now, should you hear the moody rock masterpiece “Light My Fire” in your head"

“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Hey honey what’s for dinner?” Sandwiches my love...“Sandwiches?”

"Also, to have a couple of cocktails away from judgmental eyes."

Should you start seeing a Mirage of loving dinner

guests wanting to hold you, just know that you are not dreaming

Hey, are there really Camels in Lebanon NJ? That’s for you to find out...see you at the races.

"come with a gentle back rub and a slightly inappropriate ear nibble."

"I know what you’re thinking, are you high on Hummus fishman?"

"Honey, I can really taste the Sodium Tripolyphosphate in this dish, well done’” No one ever said that. Purchase "DRY" Scallops."

"Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant, and should that friend bring over a really good bottle of wine, hug the hell of them.”

"As your guests squeeze the fresh lime juice over your creation do not be alarmed if some little chef squeezing also ensues..."

"Amazing meals and constant trips to the gym to fight off your double chin.
Let the fusion feast begin."

"You know what, the more I think about this dish, I feel as though it “Slaps” (as the kids say)"

"Just like my act, this dish is whimsical and delicious."

"let’s ride the Flavor Bull on this one little chef"

"If bold Mediterranean flavors put you off and the idea of a Steamed Chicken Breast comforts you, please let me know so I can politely decline any future dinner invitations."

"This little Mediterranean-inspired gem will have your loved ones hoofing and smashing plates like real Cretans."

I remember we don’t judge in the kitchen.