"Anywho, let’s get these naked flavors going...the Tequila is not going to drink itself."

"You’re a Cod Damn Little Chef."

"If you also need your forehead stroked, please allow a seafood specialist at Metro to assist you"

"Hey! Step away from the microwave with the block of cheese...got to go, we have a situation..."

"Is this recipe easy? Yes. Is it worthy of Weekend Company? Yes."

"Fortunately, this recipe is terribly easy and tastes like you still love them..."

"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.” In other words, make something delicious tonight."

"Now should you decide to prepare this dish in the nude, you might want to have a loaf of crusty bread to hide your Little Chef “bits”, your call either way"

"But Funky Fishmonger, what if I wanna make this dish and still wear my Kimono?”

“Spicy Sweet” was my rap alias in the early 80s"

"I’m kind of scared of my wife but know she loves me...Welcome to Sicily"

"I would have thrown the recipe book at you, but mine is...well hello"

"Harissa Butter on the other hand is good for your soul and can also be used to grease the wheels of annoying dinner guests."

"I auditioned to be an exotic male dancer at Chippendales in the late 80’s."

"Rhythmically Spicy and Moves with graceful ease” was once written about my dancing in the early 90s"

"please have Scotch or we are both going to be embarrassed."

"do as I do and just eat them standing over the sink with a playful glass of Pinot...your call."

"Big Man on Campus!."

"I am feeding folks that I not only love but want to spend as much time talking to as playfully groping them."

"Warning: Crispy Salmon Skin is very addictive"

"Fresh Mint and Fish go together like a warm hug and an unexpected lip kiss from the neighbors that just moved in down the road"

"Let’s face it fellow traveler, you need a delicious way to get some much-needed fiber in your diet,"

"That sounds banging Bra...”

"Okay, you’re welcome...now stop hugging me so hard."

"Sometimes life gives you lemons and of course, you could make lemonade but let’s be honest."

"Did you know that one of the healthiest fruits to eat is bitter melon?"

"Now, if you are wondering if I’m steadily losing my ship, then you are probably correct but not because of this dish."

"my secret is Lebanese olive oil."

"Super Mario Makes Fish in His Pizza Oven"

"the scales of life may be tilted all the way with the weight of your tired @ss, but you still want to eat something that doesn’t resemble a Hot Pocket."

"if you just want them to love you a little
more make this dish and enjoy the warm embers of their gratitude”

"There are dishes that are categorized as culinary sweaters of comfort food.."

"This is a dish where you wonder...do I need a bigger chef hat?"

"Don’t look at me eating whole fish, it’s like watching a Shark attack a seal...yes, it’s brutal but it is in my nature."

"Trust me this dish is a weekday Cod sent."

"Hey Fish Man, is this one of your one-pan dinners?"

"Another option would be tomake this dish and drink enough wine until your spouse appears to be a stranger."

"I suggest swapping out your pillow tonight with a loaf of good bread"